Your agent is not lying to you. He just gets about a hundred and fifty dollars for your last twenty thousand.

This is written for a specific fortnight

And you probably know whether you are in it.

• You have had two agents’ numbers in your phone for a fortnight and you have not called either. You are telling yourself you are waiting for the market.
• You know the commission is negotiable. You do not know what to say when they push back, so you have quietly decided you probably will not raise it.
• You have been told to interview three agents, and you have no idea what separates a good answer from a rehearsed one. All three will sound good. That is the problem.
• You are at open homes on Saturdays, and you have already told an agent what you are approved to. You knew it was a mistake while you were saying it.
• You are about to spend forty thousand dollars on a kitchen because someone said it adds value, and nobody has shown you the sum. You have not asked for the sum, because asking feels like saying you do not trust them.
• You have owned a rental for years and you have never read past the first page of the policy. You are fairly sure it covers what you think it covers.

Six different situations, and underneath all six the same sentence.

You are not frightened of being cheated. You are frightened you would not be able to tell.

Nobody sends you an invoice for the money you did not get

You will sell a house two or three times in your life. The person across your kitchen table did it last week, and the week before, and will again on Thursday.

They have run this exact conversation hundreds of times. They know which of your objections are real and which ones are nerves, because the last forty sellers said the same things in the same order. They know how long to leave a silence before you fill it with a lower number.

That is not a conspiracy. It is repetition, and repetition is the entire advantage. You are not going to out-prepare it in an afternoon, and you are not going to get a second attempt at it.

Here is what makes it different from every other expensive mistake you have ever made.

Every other one announces itself. The car turns out to be a lemon. The renovation runs over. The invoice arrives and you open it.

This one does not. You will go to settlement pleased. You will tell people it went well. And you will never learn what the number could have been, because there is no second version of your sale to compare it against and nobody is going to post you the difference.

Almost every seller I saw went to settlement happy. Including the ones who left money on the table.

And here is what you can do about it tonight

You cannot fix what you cannot see. So start by making it visible.

The Agent Interview Scorecard is one printed page. Seven questions, two pressure tests, and room to write the answers down while they are talking. It is free, there is no email form on it, and it is yours whether you ever buy anything from me or not.

Take it to the first appraisal. Ask the seven in the order they are printed in. Write down what comes back. Do it again at the second and the third, and three agents stop being three impressions and turn into a comparison you can read on one page.

It is not there to catch anyone out. It is there because a promise you write down in front of someone is a different kind of promise to one you nod at, and because the difference between a good answer and a rehearsed one is almost impossible to hold in your head and very easy to see side by side on paper.

Take the scorecard free → No email, no signup. Print one per agent.

I was on the other side of that table, and I was not very good at it

I sold residential real estate at a small agency in Brisbane. I was involved in the sale of about eight houses. That is not a career. It is eighteen months of sitting in other people’s kitchens, and it was enough to hear the same conversation eight times and notice that it was a script.

I will be straight about why I left, because it should change how you read everything below. I did not leave in protest. I left because the job is brutal. Long hours, constant rejection, and people who had decided what I was before I finished a sentence. I was not cut out for it. I got out at twenty-one.

So I have no axe to grind and nothing to expose. I do not think agents are crooks. Most of the people I worked alongside were decent, and the job is harder than it looks from your side of the table. There is a kind of agent who genuinely works the buyer’s side, creates real competition and holds a position under pressure, and that person is worth every cent of a full commission. Part of what this is for is finding them.

Almost nothing that costs sellers money is villainy. It is structure.

Nothing in a standard commission arrangement rewards anyone for fighting hard on your behalf. And in all my time in the industry I never once met a seller who had been told that before they signed. Not because it was hidden. Because nobody’s job description includes explaining the structure to the person it works against, so it never gets explained, and everybody assumes somebody else covered it.

I wrote it down at twenty-one, in the months after I left, while I could still hear the conversations word for word. Then it sat in a folder for about a decade. When I finally went back through it, what unsettled me was how little needed changing.

These are not market conditions, which move constantly. They are incentives, and incentives sit still.

The Leverage Window

Every question in these books is free to ask before you sign an agency agreement. Every one of them is worth nothing the moment you have signed.

That is the mechanism, and it is the whole product.

Ninety days is the standard exclusive term. Before you sign it you are somebody three agencies want to win, and everything is negotiable: the rate, the structure, the marketing bill, the length of the term, what happens at the end of it, and what they will put in writing. After you sign it, you are stock.

Here is what makes that expensive rather than merely annoying.

The window is at the beginning, and everything that goes wrong is at the end. Week six is when the price reduction conversation happens. Week six is when you find out whether the number that won them the listing was the number that sells the house. And by week six every piece of leverage you had is eleven weeks behind you, so the only lever left is the price.

None of that is a mistake. It is the ordinary arc of a campaign, running exactly as designed, experienced by the seller as a run of unfortunate market updates.

All of your leverage exists before you sign. Almost nobody uses it, because almost nobody is told it is there.

Three things you can be wrong about in the next ninety seconds

Cooling off is not a national right

Most Australians believe it is.

In Western Australia there is no cooling-off period on a private sale. Not a shorter one. None. Consumer Protection WA is explicit about it, and the standard REIWA offer and acceptance form that most WA agents use does not contain one either.

In Tasmania there is none by statute. The standard contract carries an optional provision the buyer has to actively elect. If nobody ticks the box, there is not one.

In South Australia the clock does not start when you sign. It starts when you are served the Form 1, so a late Form 1 moves the deadline, and almost nobody records the date they were served.

In Queensland the agent is forbidden from giving you any price guide at all on an auction property, including the reserve.

And one rule that holds in all eight jurisdictions: there is no cooling-off period at any auction in Australia. Several states close the back door too. In New South Wales you lose it if you exchange on auction day after the property passes in. In Queensland if you were a registered bidder inside two business days. In Victoria for three clear business days either side.

The full eight-jurisdiction table is below, with the penalty, the waiver mechanism, the date it was checked and a link to each state’s own regulator.

The higher offer is the worse offer

Two offers arrive on a Saturday. You have until Monday.

	Offer A	Offer B
Price	$805,000	$790,000
Conditions	subject to finance	unconditional
Settlement	90 days	30 days
Deposit	5%	10%
Buyer’s position	still has to sell their own home	already sold

You are going to take Offer A, because $805,000 is more than $790,000 and every instinct you have says take the higher number.

Offer A is worth fifteen thousand more only if it settles. It is subject to finance, and it is subject to a stranger selling their own house inside ninety days. If it collapses in week four you have lost the six best weeks of your campaign, your listing carries a permanent public record of having been under offer and come back, and every buyer still watching has just learned to wait you out.

There are five columns on that table and price is one of them. Compare offers on all five or you are not comparing them.

Worked example. Illustrative figures, from chapter fourteen.

The second number

Your agent says the kitchen adds value. Almost certainly true. Here is the question almost nobody asks next.

How much does it add?

That is the second number, and the calculator exists to make you go and get it. Enter what the job costs. Enter what they say it adds. It divides one by the other against the 1.5× rule and returns do it or don’t, then works out what you would actually clear once commission, your time and holding costs are counted.

Forty thousand spent on a kitchen that adds forty-five thousand returns 1.13×. The verdict column says don’t. Move the added figure to sixty-five thousand and it flips.

Notice what that means about who is advising you. The upside on that extra spend, to the person recommending it, is a few hundred dollars. The downside to them is nothing at all. You are carrying the entire risk of the work not returning its cost.

The calculator does not tell you what a kitchen costs. It makes you ask for the figure that decides it.

Hypothetical figures. The spreadsheet you receive ships empty. You supply the numbers.

Australia has eight sets of rules. Most advice ignores all of them.

Cooling off is the clearest example. Every state handles it differently, two do not have it at all, and buyers routinely find that out on the day they sign. Every row below links to that state’s own regulator, with the date it was checked.

Cooling-off, private sale

This is the level the books are written at. Strata, stamp duty, auctions, vendor-paid advertising, agency agreements. And the state you are actually standing in.

Current as at August 2026 and checked against each state’s own regulator on the dates shown. Rules move; check yours before you act on any of it.

I am not the one who measured this

On ProductReview, Australia’s two largest agency brands score 1.1 out of 5 and 1.0 out of 5 on transparency, against overall scores of 3.5 and 2.7. It is the lowest-scoring attribute of both, by a distance.

Their customers are not saying they are unskilled. They are saying they are impossible to see.

That does not prove this book is any good. It proves the thing this book is about is real, and that somebody other than me counted it.

What else you can check without paying me anything

• Chapter one is free, and there is no email form on it. Not an extract. The chapter. Read chapter one free →
• The Agent Interview Scorecard is free, ungated, and there is no email form on that either. It is the part you need before you sign, so it is not behind the paywall. Print it and use it whether or not you ever buy anything from me. Take the scorecard free →
• Four real interior pages are reproduced below, one from each book. Not mockups. Pages lifted straight out of the files you get.
• Every row of the state table links to that state’s own regulator, with the date it was checked.

If the free chapter and the free scorecard are not worth your time, nothing behind the paywall will be either. That is not a flourish. It is the actual test, and I would rather you ran it.

Look inside

Top left to bottom right: the commission maths from Chapter 7, the open-home chapter from The Buyer’s Edge, the excess worked example from Knowing Your Insurance, and the scorecard you print and fill in.

What this looks like, from tonight to the day you sign

Nine steps. Most of them cost nothing and take minutes. The expensive part was never the work. It was not knowing the order.

There are no secrets in property

Mostly you could find this. It is not hidden, it is not proprietary, and I am not going to pretend otherwise.

The problem is that you do not know what you do not know. You will not search “incentive commission structure” if nobody has told you that flat commission is a problem. You will not search “vendor paid advertising itemisation” until after you have paid for the package. You will not search “continuing entitlement clause” until you are changing agents and discover you still owe the last one.

What you are buying is not information. It is the assembly. Gathered, ordered, checked against each state’s own regulator, dated, and arranged in the sequence you are going to need it in, which is the sequence of the transaction rather than the sequence of a search engine.

And on the price, honestly

Australian property paperbacks sit at about seventeen to twenty-seven dollars. This is forty-nine. So the fair question is what the difference buys.

The Australian bestseller list in this category is almost entirely investor books. Exactly one title in the top ten is written for a consumer selling their own home, and two of the ten are written for agents rather than for you. That is the shelf.

This is not on that shelf. It is three books for three sides of the same transaction, two tools you use in a room rather than read, and an eight-jurisdiction table checked against eight regulators. It is not a better version of the thing next to it. It is a different object.

One thing before you buy

This is a playbook, not a valuation. It will not tell you what your house is worth. It tells you what to ask, what to refuse, what to take away and read overnight, and where the money leaks.

Buy it if you want a process. Do not buy it if you want reassurance.

Do not buy it if you are a licensed agent looking for training. Do not buy it if you want get-rich-quick investing strategies. And do not buy it if you are outside Australia, because half of what makes it useful is that it is written for eight specific sets of rules, and none of them are yours.

What you get

Yours either way, before you spend anything

The Agent Interview Scorecard. Seven questions, two pressure tests, scoring, and a side-by-side comparison sheet so that three agents become a comparison instead of three impressions. Print one per agent. Free, ungated, no email, whether you buy anything or not. It is the part you need before you sign, so it is not behind the paywall.

Take the scorecard free →

What you are actually paying for

The number you should be comparing this to is not 49

You are not choosing between forty-nine dollars and nothing. You are already committed to spending a great deal more than that on this transaction, and most of it is going to people whose interests are not identical to yours.

What you are already spending
The agent’s commission, at 2% on an 800,000 sale	16,000
The marketing package, paid up front, before any result exists	thousands
A buyer’s agent, if you hire one to do this side for you instead	6,000 to 18,000
A pre-sale renovation you were advised to do, on the advice of someone who does not carry the risk	tens of thousands
Six weeks stale on the market, then a public price reduction	the reason week six exists
Reading the other side’s playbook first, once	49

Sixteen thousand dollars of that first line is not in dispute and is not illustrative. It is 2% of 800,000, and you will pay it whether or not you ever read a word of this.

So the real question is not whether forty-nine dollars is a lot of money. It is whether you spend one hundred minutes understanding a sixteen thousand dollar engagement before you sign it, or after.

That is also why it is forty-nine and not four hundred and ninety. Not because it is worth less. Because a four-hundred-dollar book does not get read by the person standing in a kitchen next Tuesday being told the market is very unpredictable at the moment. It gets bought, filed, and opened in week seven.

Illustrative figures based on an 800,000 dollar sale at a flat 2% rate. Commission rates, marketing packages and buyer’s agent fees vary by state, suburb and agency. Put your own numbers in.

Instant PDF. No app, no login, nothing to subscribe to, nothing that expires. The download link is on the confirmation screen and in your email. The calculator is an Excel file that also opens in Google Sheets and Numbers.

What that adds up to

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